The public option

On Friday, Sarah Palin joined Republicans nationwide in opposition to public libraries.

Funded by major publishing companies, book store chains and a large seller of books over the Internet, the right wing has declared libraries to be "socialist, communist, and not the American Way."

Libraries, they say, threaten the ability of Americans to buy books, and could lead to government control over what is read, by whom and where.

"If government buys books, government will decide what books to buy. It is clear that this is a threat to democracy," said (former) prescription drug addict Rick Limberger on his radio show.

Will O'Kelly, on his television program and between ads for exotic Swedish sponges, said that people who go to libraries may be affiliated with Al Queda, he didn't know that and wasn't saying that, but librarians should be investigated, and those who publicly deny the fact should be required to prove it isn't true.

Shamus Hennesy said that it is clear that library books are a vehicle for disease, and only pristine, white pages with virginal paper unsullied by unknown hands of other possible color were good enough for his daughters. He compared libraries to crack houses and the sharing of library books to the sharing of needles.

"Tea Baggers," the unfortunately named movement of people afraid of an educated populace, have protested at town hall meetings nationwide. Funded by the book sellers, mobilized by radio entertainers, they shout into microphones provided by the government that people being able to read books purchased by government represents an infringement on their rights.

But it is the darling brunette of the far right who has captured the essence of the debate. Not that her looks matter. If she was a moose with dewlaps and dimples, she would still command attention for the power of her ideas.

"We don't want to pay taxes so other people can read," said Palin, who also said that she would definitely take up arms against public education when she might run for president in 2012, though she said she isn't saying that, nor what she was saying, but said that too with her famous coy smile.

"Government is bad. Taxes are bad. Tax supported 'public' schools are bad. 'Public' libraries are bad. Anything with the word 'public' is bad, because it has most of the same letters as pubic, and will give our young people ideas and lead them down a path of moral decay," Palin said with a wink that instantly drew millions of conservative men down that very same path.

"If I can't afford to pay for my child's education, I should not have an educated child," she added, pointing again with pride to her own family. "Besides, I don't read that much."

Others have not been so direct.

"Libraries threaten the profits of national book store chains. Without profits, they will fail, throwing thousands of sales clerks out of work at a time when the economy can ill afford additional unemployment," said Pewt Heinrichs, former Republican strategist.

Those in favor of libraries have remained for the most part silent. "We just think people should have access to books, even if they can't afford to buy them," said one quietly, asking to remain anonymous, afraid his neighbors would show up to burn down his home.