Thursday, February 2, 2012

Trump endorses a winner!

In an amazing display of narcissistic self-aggrandizement, Donald Trump (a rare triple redundancy) supported the likely winner of the GOP nomination process.

"I will be making a major announcement tomorrow (Thursday, February 2) at 12:30 pm at Trump International Hotel & Tower, Las Vegas, Nevada," Trump the gasbag tweeted on Wednesday, February 1.

Of course Trump endorsed Romney. And in a week or a month, Trump will say that it was his endorsement that gave Romney the nomination. Trump would also like to point out that the Mississippi flows into the Gulf of Mexico, in which Trump has dipped a toe, so of course the river seeks that direction.

Nobody cares, Donald, you dweeb. It doesn't matter to any of us what you do, what you think, who you endorse. The comb-over is still ridiculous, the narcissism boring. Go away, now, you sad clown of a man.

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